Mister Would You Please Help My Pony? (II)

[studio version appears on ";Chocolate & Cheese";]

Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? -
This is from ";Chocolate & Cheese";, this is a - this is a song
That we wrote uh -
I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs
From ";Chocolate & Cheese";
It's about a little boy and his pony
Yeah!
Sick little pony, coughing up snot
And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis
Ha, ha, ha!
It's called ";Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?";
Thank you! By Ween.

Two Three Four!

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung