The Mad, Mad Moonlight

It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange
I thought my senses had gone, like i was writing a song about a foot-long
syringe
And she said, ";Hello, dear, it's my party
";So i hope you'll be smart, hee hee
And i said,";I don't know, but i think I'll go fix me a stiff drink";

Well, I sat there and stared, because at first i was scared of this female
Tarzan
And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, i approached her
garden
And she said,";Now, now, don't try to leave me,
";It's unfair to deceive me
";I could kill if you try to escape me, come upstairs my friend";

Now i knew, i knew, i couldn't be that mean,
so i tried, yeah i really tried to leave her but she was a
big, big, big, big girl, big girl

Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour
Would i go, would i stay, could i do it all day and be a certain gonnor
And she said,";Now you're so young and tender,
";And don't be concerned with my gender