Nice To Be Out

He asked me 'So where have you been?'
Let me think now let me see
I was stood once where Hitler's feet stood
When he made a speech in Nuremburg in '38
When he tried to build the perfect race he said
'Black men ain't gonna run along side our perfect sons'

There's Dallas to the library
The place they ended Kennedy
I stood were Oswald took his shot
In my opinion there's a bigger plot
Cost less back into the left, the picket fence, the better bet
Paris came and summer went
The tunnels now a flower bed.

The famous turf that made Geoff Hurst
The vodka stops to quench my thirst
The Golden Gate stroke Alcatrez
The fat man failed to get us passed
Is Jimmy's corner in 'Raging Bull'
De Niro's jokes and bottle pills
Elvis tales from Mr Wood.
Would any Richard Burton if you could

The tourists stare at tourist stops
One more picture one more got
Another a top up for a change
it makes you think, I makes you sane
Talking more about yourself
There's a mirror to have a check