Amazing Feats

{*scratched from GangStarr's ";The Militia";, spoken by Guru*}
";One of us.. equals many of us..
Disrespect one of us.. you'll see plenty of us..";

[Eon]
C'mon, c'mon.. c'mon, c'mon..
C'mon, c'mon.. ahh .. (yeah!)

[Cage]
You want Cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless
You see me in the streets be glad I spit this stress
Punch through your chest and rip your spine out
Now that Cage got your back you can spit that rhyme out

[Eon]
I'm stompin on these chatroom fakes
whose hip-hop coincides with them cheesy remakes
You little kids playin the critics hard
Go back to your other hobby - Pokemon cards

[Cage]
Local MC's won't start it - DONE
On the mic I make more faces than the retarded son
Minstrel, doin a hump, takin a dump
The life of Cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the cunt

[Eon]
I got this e-mail from your female
She's meetin me, suckin me off of three tails
Don't discuss the details, ";Hee hee I won't!";
Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch E bail

[Chorus: scratched by DJ Mighty Mi]
";Once again.. this is it..";
";Smut Peddlers";
";Tearin up the industry..";
";Sendin kids back to the lab for more practice";
";Once again.. this is it..";
";Smut Peddlers";
";Tearin up the industry..";
";Amazing feats happen when we come out to play";

[Eon]
I'm livin in a monotone paisley
Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy
Somethin out of dark ages paintings, smiles can't hide
Think I'll sit back and watch life go by

[Cage]
In about, four sex acts a cheerleader will begin to bleed
Then we'll bring you up to speed on the orange deed
My seeds procreate I ejaculate grown infants
then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence

[Eon]
The fact is, you suck like 'Ishtar' does
Dick Starbuck and Cage spark dust up
Yeah I stuck around like your Plymouth's car rust
Fuck your startin five, the startin three ARE us

[Cage]
Stick my dick in almost any hole
if I got plastic on and my Toxic Avenger mask is on
Celebrate like my pops when his bastard was born
Stretch the pussy like some starlet tryin to last in porn

[Chorus]