NPG Bum Rush The Ship

Meanwhile, somewhere in outer space

Photelic drive stable at this time, ha ha
U havn't even seen Tommy, have ya? (No)
A million 2 hundred million kilowatts per second Captain
Yes, Ensign Elm
I will be taking a weekend furlough down in the..
What, that's not fast enough, we have 2 get up 2 4
That's right, it's fast when we fix it
It has 2 be!
I'm going 2 the intergalactic Glam Slam down there
(Furlough, what do U mean? Try it, it's fast)
What kind of piece of junk is this?
I'm going 2 the intergalactic carnival
This shipment's voodoo
I'm gonna send it.. 8 million before?
I'm goin' fishin' cuz that's my style
(Godamn it, I tried 2 fix this shit)
Wait, wait a minute, what is this?
(Huh, I don't know)
Try a little more
I don't.. oh my, I better tell the Captain
(Fuck the Captain)
Captain?
I'm getting some strange readings on my vanillascope
Maybe U should take a listen
Leave me alone!
I'm busy hookin' up the world 2 my lastest creation
The Endorphin Machine (Yep, uh huh)
The only one of its kind (The only one of its kind, uh huh)
I don't know Captain, U better come check this out
I have all the best minds in Europe (Every one, yep)
And soon I'll have all the minds of the world, ha ha ha ha (Ha ha ha ha)
But it appears 2 be getting louder and closer
Huh
Oh my God, it's them!

What up muthafuckas?
{screams}
Stay calm and no one will be hurt!
Watch out!
What he'd say?
What, what, what's that?
Get out of the way
Hey, come here U, get your ass over here