The Shot

[phones ringing, babies crying]

White guy: hi how ya doin' ?

Nurse: doctor's office, could you hold please? yes sir can i help you?

White guy: yes i have a four o'clock appointment, i'm here to get my shot.

Nurse: okay, come right with me.

White guy: this isn't gonna take too long is it?

Nurse: here we are, here have a seat right here.

White guy: oh great, thanks, thanks.

Nurse: the doctor will be right with you, and can i get you anything?

White guy: uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.

Nurse: okay great.

[door shuts]

White guy: damn, what is taking so long?

[door creaks open, funky music in the backround]

Doctor ice cube: yo wussup?

White guy: hi how ya doin' ?

Doctor ice cube: alright, let's see what we got here uhh, mr. white huh?

White guy: yes sir that's me.

Doctor ice cube: heh, i heard you don't like shots do ya?

White guy: no i sure don't.

Doctor ice cube: aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit,
Jus' uhh turn your head...

White guy: let's get this over with.

Doctor ice cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
For you, and uhh brace yourself!

[click]
[bang!]