This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.
guy: "Why are girls so pretty?" God: "So you'll like them."
guy: "Why are girls soft?" God: "So you'll like them."
guy: "Why are girls so dumb?" God: "So they'll like you."
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.
guy: "Why are girls so pretty?" God: "So you'll like them."
guy: "Why are girls soft?" God: "So you'll like them."
guy: "Why are girls so dumb?" God: "So they'll like you."