Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia. His mate asked him what it was like. "Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied. "First they take you home and fill you so full of piss you can't stand up. Then, to top it off, they let you fuck their women whenever you want." "Is that right?" said his mate very impressed. "I always heard Australians were real pricks." "Well," said Paddy, "Only the white ones!"
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...
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