Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS. Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, "Ah, Hell, I'll have some Fruit Loops." Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old and says, "What are you going to have?" He replies, "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops."
Old enough for cursing
Нравится
—
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- Their true intention
- Lick that
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
- A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
- Following the sign
- What's the best form of birth control after 50?
- Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
- A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
- A fortunate coincidence
- A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...
- Весь список