Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!" "Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!" "Really?" Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"
Lightbulbs for dinner
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