Two prisoners were having a chat. The first one said. "I've go two tickets for the warden's ball, Do you want to buy one?" "No thanks, mate," said the second guy. "I can't dance." "It's not a dance, mate," said the first prisoner. "It's a raffle!"
It's not a dance
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