God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?" God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you." So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?" And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you." So the man asks, "God, can I have one of your pennies?" And God answers, "Just a second son."
Got a second?
Нравится
+1
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
- The Road to Heaven
- And Jesus said unto his disciples...
- Love Jesus
- 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
- Show him your cross
- Where to send him?
- The Naming of Jesus
- Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
- One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
- Весь список