Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs... Her husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, and now, NOW..." "Now?" she asks. "Now, it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"
Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...
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