Анекдоты на тему Sex
- So one sperm says to the other...
- Flavoured condoms
- I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...
- How do you know you're leading a sad life?
- How do you clean a condom?
- Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?
- I tried phone sex once...
- If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
- A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
- A man, being on top of a woman...
- Why do bankers make great lovers?
- Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
- What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
- The Australian way
- What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
- Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
- Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
- A Girl Scout troop leader...
- Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
- A fair price
- Nearsightedness
- A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
- What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
- What is the difference between hard and light?
- What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
- What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
- Taking measures
- Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
- What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
- Playtonic relationship
- What is green and eats nuts?
- Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
- What do you call foreplay in Alabama?