An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions. "Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked." "The same as the short ones, honey."
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
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