An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Abe Lincoln
Нравится
—
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- Amicable old lady
- Orange penis
- An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...
- This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
- THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
- Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
- Partial Dosage
- Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
- Beep-beep
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
- Весь список