A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."