Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Paying bills
Нравится
+3
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- A dentis appointment
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A big bird
- How did Captain Hook die?
- A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- OUCH!
- The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
- A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...
- Edward walks out of a bar ...
- This guy walks in to a bathroom...
- Весь список